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关于开心的英文短句

1、我一个人很酷，不需要你的可怜 。
I'm cool on my own. I don't need your pity.
2、钱到用时方恨少，选择多时才知难 。
When money is used, it is hard to hate less when it is used.
3、如果有人可以依靠，谁会愿意独立 。
If someone can rely on, who is willing to be independent.
4、你有病吧，开车撞人还有理了！
You're sick. It's reasonable to drive into someone!
5、脑袋大，脖子粗，一看即是伙夫 。
He has a big head and a thick neck.
6、有时候主动久了，慢慢的也就烦了 。
Sometimes the initiative for a long time, slowly also bored.
7、别再说你舍不得，干净利落说再见就好 。
Don't say you can't give up, just say goodbye cleanly.
8、你又不来睡我，你管我几点睡觉 。
You don't come to sleep with me. You care what time I go to bed.
9、小棉袄，花衬衫，小伙肯定不一般 。
Little cotton padded jacket, flowered shirt, you must be different.
10、别对我用美人计，否则我将计就计 。
Don't try to trick me, or I will.
11、我并非善类，而你，纯属败类 。
I'm not a good man, and you are a black sheep.
12、人生就象卫生纸，没事尽量少扯 。
Life is like toilet paper. Try to pull less when you have nothing to do.
13、我很好，所以你没必要问我好不好 。
I'm fine, so you don't have to ask me if I'm ok.
14、你的优点就是，关键时候毫无用处 。
Your strength is that it's useless at the critical moment.
15、本宫身体有些欠安，就先回宫了 。
My palace is not in good health, so I went back to the Palace first.
16、有情人终成房奴，有房人终成眷属 。
If you have a lover, you will become a slave. If you have a house, you will get married.
17、当意念已转，再多遗憾都只是空谈 。
When the idea has changed, no matter how much regret is just empty talk.
18、脑袋睡不着，于是我也睡不着 。
My head can't sleep, so can I.
19、人家是全城热恋我们是全城停电 。
People are in love with the whole city, we are blackout in the whole city.
20、红灯停，绿灯行，给个小妹行不行 。
Stop at the red light, go with the green light, give it to a little girl.
21、妈妈说，狗可以咬人，但是人不能咬狗 。
Mother said that dogs can bite people, but people can't bite dogs.
22、朋友妻不可欺，一二三次没关系 。
You can't cheat your friend's wife. It doesn't matter if you do it one, two or three times.
23、男人意志再坚强，骚B勾引也迷茫 。
B, the strong will is also confused.
24、在错误的路上，就算奔跑也没有用 。
On the wrong road, even running is useless.
25、请不要把你的傻B，当成是牛B 。
Please don't take your stupid B as a cow B.
26、这位帅哥，你好像我下一任男友！
This handsome guy, you are like my next boyfriend!
27、每个月总有那么三十几天不想上班！
Every month there are always more than 30 days do not want to go to work!
28、脾气是越来越好了，人也是越来越了 。
Temper is getting better and better, people are more and more.
29、我觉得地球好危险，我想火星了 。
I think the earth is dangerous. I think Mars.
30、老鼠也会上网，不然为什么叫鼠标 。
The mouse can also surf the Internet, otherwise why call the mouse.
31、没有你，地球照样转，心脏照样跳 。
Without you, the earth goes on and the heart beats.
32、没人会等你，风生水起靠自己 。
No one will wait for you.
33、在东北，有一种口水，叫哈喇子 。
In the northeast, there is a kind of saliva, called the Harrah.
34、现在的我，任性是有了，就差钱了 。
Now I, willful is to have, poor money.
35、与你共度一生是我今生最大的成就 。
Spending my life with you is the greatest achievement of my life.
36、你忙归忙，什么时候有空嫁我 。
You're busy. When are you free to marry me.
37、美貌就像是宝石，不用装饰更好 。
Beauty is like a gem, better without decoration.
38、别人看我是荒漠，我看自己是绝伦 。
Others see me as a desert, I see myself as peerless.
39、我命由我不由天，天欲灭我我灭天 。
My life is up to me, not from heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me, I destroy heaven.
40、房价没有跳水，而是在做俯卧撑 。
Instead of diving, house prices are doing push ups.
41、穷玩车，富玩表，牛B加班敲电脑 。
Poor play car, rich play watch, cattle B overtime knock computer.
42、这条街道好安静，难道被你承包了？
This street is so quiet. Have you contracted it?
43、睡我男人骂我贱嗯闺蜜你好棒 。
Sleeping my man scolds me for being cheap. Well, you're great.
44、不努力，你最亲的人都瞧不起你 。
If you don't work hard, your closest people look down on you.
45、哥们最大的愿望是：美女不穿衣裳！
Brother's biggest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!
46、爱情从未离开过，只是我记得，你忘了 。
Love never left, but I remember, you forget.
47、不知道爱算什么，你我又算什么 。
I don't know what love is, what are you and me.
48、单身姑娘不是罪，单身姑娘心不累 。
A single girl is not a sin. A single girl is not tired.
49、我恨秦始皇，他烧书居然没有烧完 。
I hate Qin Shihuang. He didn't finish burning books.
50、男人是条狗，谁有本事谁牵走 。
A man is a dog, who can lead him away.
51、脑袋空不要紧、关键是不要进水 。
It doesn't matter if the head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
【关于开心的英文短句】52、不怕慢，只怕站，站一站，二里半 。
Not afraid of slow, just afraid of standing, stand a station, two and a half miles.
53、除了我，每个人都不适合和你白头到老 。
Except for me, everyone is not suitable to grow old with you.
54、面子是别人给的，脸是自己丢的 。
Face is given by others and lost by oneself.
55、我可以好脾气，但我凭什么惯着你 。
I can have a good temper, but how can I get used to you.
56、一般小伙一般傲，一般姑娘一边靠 。
The average young man is as proud as the ordinary girl is leaning on one side.
57、别和我玩心眼，我属马蜂窝的 。
Don't play with me. I'm a beehive.
58、别以为你长的丑，我就不敢骂你 。
Don't think you look ugly, I dare not scold you.
59、我不是在吃，就是在去吃的路上吃 。
I'm either eating or on the way to eat.
60、终是庄周开了荤，昧着良心炖了鲲 。
Finally, Zhuang Zhou opened meat and stewed Kun without conscience.

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