《完美的女人》MP3歌词-杨呈伟
完美的女人
杨呈伟
专辑：The Wedding Banquet/Songs From The Musical
语种： 英语
发行时间：2003-08-07
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完美的女人 - 杨呈伟
The perfect woman's scholarly at least a PHD
But just one PHD
She should have two or three
In Physics and Statistics
Come on be realistic
And Classic Russian Novels from the 19th century
Now how about her breeding
The finest line of course
For Christ's sakes
Are you looking for a woman or a horse
Her ancestry is vital
Then find one with a title
And maybe you'll get money
When she sues you for divorce
So what to say
She knows ballet
A girl who's fun
Who packs a gun
Secure like me
She's six foot three
Now Simon please
The girl's Chinese
Okay she's six foot one
She wants to bear my son
Now that'd be something else
Conceiving by herself
The perfect woman walks with grace
Is Grace a woman too
The perfect woman knows her place
And knows it's not with you
The perfect woman's not a floozy
But you hope she won't be choosy
She knows traditions must be shown respect
She knows just what my parents will expect
She matches every item on my list
The perfect woman
The perfect woman
Does not exist
The perfect woman's cultured
Well-connected and well-bred
She's over-educated
And let's not forget well-fed
She's brainy and she's classy
But don't forget the chassis
'Cause one night you might find yourself
In the perfect woman's bed
I guess she's strong
You can't go wrong
Childbearing hips
Load-bearing lips
A shapely breast
A hairy chest
Attractive eyes
And chiseled thighs
And wait chiseled what
And yeah a bubble butt
Now Simon that's just wrong
And yeah a great big schlong
The perfect woman is the one
You take to bed each night
The perfect woman can be fun
But she'll put up a fight
The perfect woman
Should be able to drink beneath the table
To scratch her balls and smoke a fine cigar
Sew curtains then go out and fix the car
Sing La Boheme like any opera star
The perfect woman knows you well
And makes you feel complete
The perfect woman never tells
She's perfectly discreet
The perfect woman helps her lover
When he needs to keep his cover
She puts up with her lover's silly crap
She helps her lover slip the family trap
She tolerates him when he's wackeroo
She sounds like me
And me too
The perfect woman
The perfect woman
Is you
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